Writing Can Be Murder

May 29, 2007

Stop Thief!

Filed under: Uncategorized — jenniferelbaum @ 4:56 pm

I am, as my dh would say, “totally cracked”.

 This occurred to me today when I followed a woman who stole water and coffee beans from a cafe in the bookstore into the parking lot and accused her of being a thief. Unfortunately there were no employees around and I wasn’t able to stop her which pissed me off.

I’m taking small comfort knowing that she had to be freaked that someone saw it and called her on it….



  1. I’m going to get you a t-shirt that just says: Fear Me. At least then the miscreants of the world will have a little bit of warning. LOL.

    Comment by Jennifer Colgan — May 29, 2007 @ 7:35 pm


    What makes you think they deserve a warning?

    Comment by jenniferelbaum — May 29, 2007 @ 7:46 pm

  3. Thanks for creative criminal ideas…I’ll be dressing the Bean Of My Existence in cute little baby doll clothes before strapping it safely into the stroller for my getaway. Laugh Therapy for the cops/mental health pros who cart me off…

    Comment by Laura Green — June 1, 2007 @ 11:25 am

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